FAQ

Why are you so awesome?

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Where is my item, I paid for it.

Do I look like a mailman? It's likely sitting beside me waiting to be shipped or in a postal truck on strike because no one seems to get paid enough these days

I want a job, can you hire me to work on your farm? 

I can't, I literally have no power on this farm, it's a miracle I am allowed to post anything, I can't fuck this up.

What is the warranty on my stuff? 

Did you wear it? Did you break it? Do you suck on Lifesavers or chew them? Think about what you have done before you ask for warranty.